"... den var are da handcuffs, Darlink?"

Ordinarily I don't follow celebrity news... at all. I think it's an incredible waste of brain power as well as being a generally life-shortening activity. But here is a real head-scratcher and I just couldn't resist.

This guy -------->
is a complete nutter. And in case you don't recognize the picture, that's Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, "Prince" Frederic Von Anhalt. He says he's a prince because some german princess adopted him. As far as I know, that hasn't been confirmed.

Not so long ago he was asserting that Anna Nicole Smith's baby was his, which was later found to be a false claim, thanks to DNA testing revealing who the real father was. Now this morning he was found sitting naked in his Rolls Royce. His story? He says he was mugged by 3 women who flagged him down on the side of the road. He stopped and they mugged him at gunpoint and then handcuffed him to the steering wheel. The problem with this story? No handcuffs were found at the scene.

Just when you think Hollywood was as wacky as it is going to get...
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